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Start with Gopal pushup… uske baad Ananad ki rigtone bajti hai.. sab loog thoda sa
disturb hote hai.. sabse zada taklif binnu ko hoti hai kyu ki vo uske pass soo rha
hota hai..
Lallu ki pooja karte hue entry hoti hai..or woh phir padne baith jata hai.. ise
beach gopal apna workout khatam kr leta hai or joint bnna rha hota hai..
background sai awwz aati hai
Tamur - lallu ( dheere. bolta hai kyu ki sab soo rahe hote hai)
tamur apna Towel lai jaana bhul gya..toh woh lallu sai towel kai kiye awwaz laga
rha hota hein..
tamur - lallu(is baar thoda zore sai)
lallu phir nhi sunta
tamur - Abbe lallu(gusse sai bolta hai likin awwwz dheer he hai)
or ab vapis Anamd k phone ki ringtone bajti hai… binno hath sai thoda marke band
krne ko bolta hein…
tamur - Abe chutiye ( isme lallu, Ananad ,gopal, madav uth kr dekhte hai)
tamur - nhi hum lallu ko bol rahe hai.. abe towel dai n .. mein bhul gya..
lallu utta hai or towel deta hai
uske baad tamur andar chala jata hein… or padne baith jaata hein… phir Madav utha
hein or apne backstage mein chal jata hein…
tamur bhar nikalta hai or panni lai kr gaare krna shuru he krta ha ki Anand k
ringtone phir sai bajti hai…
binnu - isko band kre .. pagl..( or kuch bole usse phale he Anand binnu ko cut
karke bolta hai)
Anand - ha ha kr diya .. apa bajegq pkka..
or esi bitch tamur gaare kr rha hai…
tamur - aj yhe sala pitega pkka..
lallu - Tu dekh kr kulla kiya kr.. pichli baar tune Anand kai papa pr kulla kr diya
tha..
Tamur - ha toh dekh kr he krta hoon..
iske baad Anand ki phone ki ringtone phir sai bajti hai or woh turant utt kr bhag
jaata hai or biinu ek usko gusse mein pakne ki koshish karta hai
binnu - Ruk chutiye..
gopal- Are bhaiyo Good morning, Aj holi ki chuti ka kya plain hai…
lallu- Are chutti nhi hai aj
gopal- kya aj holi nhi hai
lallu - nhi holi toh hai…
Gopal- Toh phir
lallu- Are Holi ki chutti nhi hai…
Gopal- kya holi kai din ki chutti nhi hai….
lallu- nhi…
Tamur- Rang barse(song)
Gopal - chup rai… gaala mat faade
Tamur - kya hua mahudai… apko hamra classical song pasand nhi aya.. lakta hai apne
ki sangeet ko samjha nhi…
Gopal - hai kumal gandu ki 0laad..
Ananad - Are chutti nhi hai aj yrr..
Gopal- Pata hai..
Tamur- kya ? hamare priye, pasam, pujniye, pradanchariya nai , holi ki chutti nhi
di….
binno- Chai pila dai yrr..
lallu- ruk ranjit soo rha hai..
binno … uske binna utar nhi rahi kya
binnu:- chaay pila de ( binnu chal ke jata hai laalu ke pas aur gale me haath daal
kar bolta hai piche se )
anand dekh leta hai aur binnu ko aakar bolta hai
anand:- kya chal raha tha ye ?
binnu - kya hai…
madav - ek toh sala aj apne he college mein. chutti nhi hai…
Anand- kya chal rha tha lallu kai sath
gopal - sala jab dekho chutti cut kar dete hai. principal kai baap nai bhi dekhi
thi kya holi ki chutti hote hue…
Anand- binnu, tu mere sawal ka jawab dai, kya chal rha tha yhe sab…
binnu - romance chal rha tha yrr
gopal - aj principle nai accha nhi kiya, sala ab kuch krna hoga..
madav - Are gopal bhai…. dekh kr..
Anand - tu bta laalu kya chal rha tha yhe sab…
laalu- kuch nhi yrr
Anand- layar
gopal gusse sai bolta hai Anand ko
gopal- chup kr na.. pagql salq.. yha itni important baat chal rahi hai…or yhe alag
he… or itna hai na toh lai lai uska….
Anand - oo Gopal ,Terko Bata data hoon.. ye Sab Gandi Gandi Baatein merko Acchi nhi
Lagti… haaa… chapat padega…
Gopal - chapat.. Are meri pyarri Anandi | chapat n mariyo | kahi teri nazuk kalie
mai..moch n aa jaye..
binnu - tum loog chai pee kr aaye hoon..
madav- kyu dobara pilayega kya?
binnu -yrr bhout kadki chal rahi hai darling…
gopal - isse bol na Anand said
binnu - kyu bai, tu chai pee kr aa gya.
Anand- tunko kitna pukara tum sunte he nhi the..
binnu- woh sab humko nhi pata.. chal 200 rupe nikal..chal lallu..
lallu- mujhe padie karnj hai.. tum loog pee kr aao
Anand- or 200 rp kya nikal haa.. kl tune mera gogal bhi beach diya…
binnu - zada bolega toh terko bhi beach dounga.. 200 kai badle 500 mil jayenge…
Ranjit - Abe chup salo.. subhe subhe dimag kr diya… subhe sai bak bak bak bak…
tamur- vaise prabhu.. kya ho gya.. lagta haikal raat ko Afsarao nai bhiut som-ras
parosa hai..
gopal - kya guru.. sala kabhi hame bhi bola liya kar…
ranjit- kopdi paad rahi hai yrr.. Accha hai ajj chutti hai..
tamur- nahi hai.
ranjit - Abe aj holi nhi hai na
tamur - hai n
ranjit- toh holi ki jutti toh hogi he..
gopal -abe toh nhi hai n.. jabse sala yhi toh bol rha hoon mein..
tamur- vaise prabu, Apko kab sai chutti ki fikar hone lagi | Apki chutti kab nhi
hoti? hajari short hone ki wajah sai dubarq detain ho chuke hai…
ranjit - Agar mai pass ho gya.. | toh tum logo ka dyaan ko rakhega..
Anand - khaskre meri
ranjit - yhe kha sai jhade rahe hai bai…
gopal - ladie anandi kai
( madav anandi bolta hai hai.. naughty style mein)
ranjit- abe, aj kiska program hein..
(thakur k parvesh)
thakur - or bhai ranjit kya hal chal
ranjit sir hila deta hai..
gopal- oye kha chute ho bai..
thakur - Dudh pe kr aaye Hai
tamur - dude to piye Ga he tu Saala.. fokatiya…
thakur - chale bai..
Ranjit- ohh fokatiya, chutti kyu nhi hai ajj
tamur - aa rahe honge koi , bhashan thukne..
gopal - Are hai kon yhe bandalbazz admi.( thoda Badtameezi mein bolta hein)
thakur - Abe A Gopal | janab sambhal kr baat kr.. samja na.. aj ka wakta Authority
hai.. hindi dharm or Bharatiya Sanskriti ka
Ranjit- hmmm .. gali mt dai.. yhe hai n hamre becch, sanskriti premi..
Gopal - Are bhai loog| vaise authority Bole toh
tamur - main Bata Ta hoon authority kya
Hoti Hai . woh Sadhu jo Bataye Bharathi Sanskriti ki Maa Behen kaise Hogi or Tum,
Yuva Work a logo ko drain pipe Patllunai Utar kar Dhoti Pehan Leni chahiye…
thakur - sala kuch na padta hai, na janta hai.. bss bina matlb ki baate krta hein..
gopal - Are toh jankar Padaku Ji app he Bata do na..
thakur bta nhi pta
madav - kya bhaiya Bolti Bandho Gayi?
thakur- Chal bai . Pehle Saaf bolna sikh kr aa..
tamur- Are rhane dai safai vale rhande .. humse puch teri sanskriti kya cheez
hai..vidva ka pait fulane valo, tum kya gaape haktai hoon.. sanskriti kai..
gopal - tu ja rai
takur- Abe hatto chutiyo..
Ananad - Tum loog kisi ko chidate Ho toh Rukte Hi nahin Ye baat mujhe Achi nahi
Lagti haaa..
Gopal - ale Baap lai Baap | Bhaiya Inko koi mat chidaya karo inko yhe baat Achi
nahin Lagti
Ananad - Gopal
binnu- Lallu tere Gym kaisa chal rha hai..
Ranjit- Are ganta gym | kl sala mere saath gym kai bhare khade hokar sutta maar rha
tha…
Gopal - Are chutti kai baare mein baat karo yrr..
Lallu - ohh chutti or jaane valo.. 1000 rp fine hai per head
tamur - Are toh dai denge..
Gopal - hai | dai denge .. Abe tera kya jaata hai..baap ki zamindari hai tere.
Hamre paas kya hai bai… kuch nhi.. Aur vaise bhi 1000 rp koi chota mota amount
thodi hai…
madav - lallu fine wala notice laga hai kya?
lallu - college jaoge tab pata chalegq na.. kal he laag gya tha.. phale koi dance
show hoga uske baad.. chairman ka bashan hai. phir education Film 7 sai 10 baje tak
Aur. sabme attendance,zaroori hai
madav - ohh lallu , teri komal sai baat nhi hui kya ?
Ranjit- komal kon hai bai..
Madav - Are vahi ladki.. jo iske pyaar mein diwani hoti jaa rahi hai…
Gopal - Abe chup raho yrr.. chuti ki baat karo chuuti ki…
Ranjit - yhe Aj salq kuch bhi ho jaye.. yhe college band karva kai rahenge.
binnu - Are hum loog toh phale sai he black list mein hai| Ab toh principle bhaase
dal dega..
Gopal- oye gand faatu.. chup kr..
ranjit- Accha suno| Aaj college Nhi khulega |
Aur kesi ko Fine dene koi zaroorat nahin Hai
Anand - kyu dubarq detain hona hai kya?
Ranjit- toh tere Baap ka kyq jaa rha hai.. bhadwe
binnu - yaar ranjit tu hamesha kaand karne ka.. mauka Dhoondta Hai
Ranjit - kaand ki baat nhi hai binnu.. saale principal ko Sabak Sikha na he padega.
Sala Pichle Saal Apna collage teen match jeeta tha lagataar. Salo na ek ChuttiTak
nahin di .Abe baki college mein dekho Jashan manta hai Jashan .Or ek hamara collage
hai salaaaa…
Gopal- Chql ek kaam krte hai sab try krte hai.. pr usse phale. ek ek cup chai ho
jaye..
sab- chalo bhai..
Lallu - yaar madav yhe anand mere sath Aisa behave kyun Karta Hai?
Madav - chor n yaar
Lallu - Madav | yhe Anand Aur binnu ka kuch…
Madav bolne ki koshish karta hai…likin haklane lag jatq hein…

Lallu - tu rhande… yaar baikar he mein yha par Aaya | isse toh Accha mai ghar pai
rhata | kam sai kam wha padie toh hoti..
madav - Abe oo lallu, Ghar pr hota n toh laalu ka laalu rha jata.. or yha toh teri
growth hui hai..
(sath mein ranjit ki backstage sai awaz bhi aati hai)
madav continue- sutta maar rha hai.. bear pee rha hai… chal mein nikla hoon dada aa
rahe hai…
Ranjit- abe , lallu chal n yaar nakra kya kr rha hai
Lallu - Nhi yrrr
Ranjit - Teri khatir vapis aaya hoon.. itna pyaar toh maine kesi bhi room partner
ko nhi kiya..
Lallu- kal raat ko warden Sahab round par Aaye the…
Ranjit - toh
Lallu - kha diya dawai lene gya hai
Ranjit - badiya kiya
Lallu - Raat bhar kha tha tu
Ranjit- abe chal n yrr, sab loog gate pr khade hai..
Lallu - ek sec. yhe bta ru lauta kaise.. gate toh subha 6.00 baje khulta hai::
Ranjit - diwar phandkar..
Lallu - chal bai.. Diwar par kaach kai tukdai laage hue hai..
ranjit apna hath dikhata hai..
ranjit- haa toh dekh n…
Lallu- Ranjit sale..
Dono chale jate hai fade out